Tuesday
13May
Corporate America’s Enemy Number One
May 13 
Act now, before it is too late:
-
Donate to the PCBM (People Can Be Machines) foundation. Together we can
stop the Alternative Productivity movement.
- Skip
lunch, stay late, kiss ass and work the weekend.
-Scan
your children’s computer for Anti-Hack propaganda:
The Alternative Productivity Manifesto
This Public
Service Announcement was paid for by Corporate America.
Created By:
The Minister of Propaganda
MonkMojo
Reader Comments (11)
Ha. You made me laugh, and it's still morning here and I've only had one cup of coffee!
Dude, my diet coke came out of my nostrils from laughing. I read Clays article yesterday.
Monk, what's comming next?
Join the productivity proletariat uprising!
(P.S. Now I feel like a total badass)
Down with the people! Up with corporate rule!
I'm so buying a gun now.
Hey Clay--I'm not a gun lover but seeing what's happening here, I might get my gun too...There's nothing worse than a proletariat leader with great head of hair.
monkmojo, this one isn't quite as funny as the ambiguous chip n' dales dancer, but it's nice that you made him look more straight this time. looking forward to seeing what your dull blade carves out next time.
Hi Sarah!
@Vered: Thank you. And it is advisable to read this blog on an empty stomach.
@Chris: I prefer diet pepsi through my nose, but we can still be friends.
@Duff: Get back to work! – PS – I look forward to checking out one of your Precision Change podcasts soon.
@Clay: LOL! I’ve got you outfitted with the all-time-classic rebel weapon, an AK-47. For a concealed buddy, ya can’t go wrong with a Glock 9mm.
@Sarah: the dull blade anticipates our next encounter of wonderment.
I'm too busy working to comment, but, yeah, GTD!
@deb: My GTD system ate the reply to the comment you didn’t leave.